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*sigh* Looks like a new cloning loop has just taken effect - waking up in a new and strange surrounding without a clue as to where I (I? With memories from umpteen clonings to choose from I wonder which I should be considered the real I and which ones should be marked II, III, and so fourth...) am this time begins to feel so familiar that it doesn't even feel strange anymore... Indeed, my uncle TOLD me not to fiddle with that 'clone self' spell back on my first homeworld until I was absolutely sure I had mastered it... Well, I _thought_ I had, but somehow I got stuck in an endless loop - but to look at it from the bright side of life, there is never a dull moment in my (my?) life... Hmm, there does seem to be something strange about this cloning loop after all; normally I'm waxing wroth (and try to avoid Wroth waxing me - *chuckle* that was a cool pun I picked up from the book "Das Kapital" by a certain Brother Marx in another cloning loop on another world...) during the first minutes of a new loop, but now I feel eerily calm... Better take a look around to see if I (or this copy of me at least) can pick up something useful about this world - the magic vibrations do seem somehow familiar as well... Hmm, looks like there is some kind of building over there - let's go and have a look... "Wroth's Wizard Waxery" ?? This is TOO surrealistic to be true - I'd better get the ZAP! out of here before said Wroth appears and liberates me of all my Kapital... On the other hand, being stuck in an endless loop of clonings is presumably quite surrealistic as well, but still all too true, so why not risk the wrath of a Wroth - never a dull moment in my life, it was... -Greetings, revered wizard! My name is Wroth, and if you are looking for a thorough overhaul you have come to the right place - here I not only wax wizards free of charge, but polish, embellish and catfish them as well! -Thank you mr. Wroth, but I am more in need of useful information than of waxing, polishing, embellishing or catfishing [except I could do with one or two catfishes in my stomach] - any chance you could provide that instead? -Seems no one respects the fine arts anymore (*sigh*) but I'll do my best to provide questions to your answers, sir... ? -Alodar the Apprentice was the name, mr. Wroth. [At least that first copy was most definitely an Apprentice, not to say a Dilettant...] First and foremost I would like to know the question to Equilibria? -That is an easy one, sir Alodar: "What is this world called?" -Hang on a second - how come I asked the answer and you replied the question?? But at the very least I now know the reason I felt so calm here from the very beginning - the question to this world is Equilibria and not 42... -Patience, sir Alodar, patience... But I see you seem to grasp the semantics of this peculiar place quite fast - maybe you are indeed the question to all our answers... You see, the previous wizard of this Amazonian kingdom just overextended herself a little on her last spell, and as a consequence our reality has been a little... ahem, surreal... since then! Any chance you would happen to have a remedy to the situation, wizard Alodar? -Hmm, let me ransack my memory (and those of approximately 1764 of my fellow clones as well) and see if I can come up with something... [More than a couple of failed ransackings later] -Ahh, I seem to recall still another formula related to surrealism, it can't hurt to try this out - don't look so scared, mr. Wroth, didn't I successfully turn you back into a Wroth after that... ahem, incident... which erroneously turned you into cross between a lavender pumpkin and Kylie Minogue? I'm sure I could do that again, if needs be... So let's try this one out too: Real Madrid 2 - Integer Madrid 1.0 Real Madrid 2i^4 - Imaginary Madrid 1 Real Madrid fish - Surreal Madrid 1 [****KA-BLAZOOM!!!****] -Welcome to the magic college of Amazonia, sir Alodar! My name is Miss Wroth, and I worked as assistant to our previous wizard here before she... ahem, overextended herself! I'm glad you could restore some semblance of order, sir, since the equilibrium of Equilibria is threatened enough as it is - some of the wizards on this world are dissatisfied with an equilibrium involving more than one wizard, so trouble is brewing, not only on the ground level, but in the underworld and on the astral plane as well... -[Hmm, MISS Wroth - no, you are definitely no miss, in fact closer to 10+, I daresay...] OK, don't you worry, lass, Alodar the cloned Apprentice has dealt with powerhungry wizards before! [No need to tell her about the outcome of some of those dealings, she seems to be more in need of encouragement than of facts...] -I'm truly relieved to hear that, sir Alodar! Here is the combined library and study chamber, so I'll leave you here for now, sir Alodar, but if you need anything, just call me! Ahh, quite a well stocked library they have here... But before reading about their astral plane I need to tend to my own gastral plane - ever since mr. (or miss?) Wroth mentioned that catfish my stomach has constantly reminded me that it is HUNGRY... So I figure I'll start my work in the kitchen and make myself a great dinner with an even superber dessert... [Two hours and fiftytwo strawberry cakes later] Ahh, that was better! Now good old - or newly cloned - Alodar is fit for fight again! Let's see where to start - well, this title looks interesting: "A Short Introduction to the Geography of the Equilibrian Astral Planes." "A short introduction" - that sounds good! I like them short and snappy - wait, what says the fine print... "Volume I of LII"... *curse* Why did I never bother to learn the 'speed reading' spell back on my homeworld?! If I had studied that instead of 'clone self' I would... I would not be here in the first place and would not need speed reading after all! So why did I ever bother to learn ANYTHING in the first place - it has brought me nothing but trouble... *grumble* Oh well, this world seems back to normal all right - I'm cursing and grumbling again... To tell the truth, the most eeriest and surrealistiest feeling was indeed that one of calm and... and... equilibrium ?!
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The area of Tiny Castle is inhabited by the peaceful halfling clan of Han Dar, small, hairy and fuzzy creatures. As they had lots of refugees moving through their land, they built the greatest castle ever built by halfling hands (actually the only one, too). Recently, a exspecially fuzzy member of the race has emerged, and fuzziness being a sign of fortune, Fuzzball was elected to be trained in the arts of magic. Though he didn't show much talent, he had one trait that helped him through the training: he always found someone else who was to blame for the mistakes happening. Recently he finished his education and became Great Wizard of Tiny Castle. Currently, negotiations are possible with everyone. If you want a peace-treaty, or if you want to trade, send a message to jegron@hotmail.com
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Today,
I arrived at Jungle Castle. Sad that it had to be as a result of
the disappearance (and probable death) of my uncle and cousin. Oddly,
none of the villagers seems to know how they died. Their own king
and prince! As the oldest male relation, I have become king
of this village.
The
servants must work harder to remove it. They will remove the
stench.
Or they will pay for their laziness with their lives.
The dawn of a new era came with the sunrise in the Dervish nation. The
horns sounded for the people to gather at the tower of the wizard
fluffy. Idle gossip was plentiful in the crowd as the wizard stepped
forth.....
"My people, the time has come for us to reach out in the world and
fulfill our destiny. We can no longer stay confined to our small
lands. We must move forward. I have called our army together and have
ordered they move out in the morning.
Our enemies shall learn why they fear the night. They shall all drown
in lakes of blood. Our armies of god shall kill every living thing on
this world and we shall have the minions of arrogoth himself fleeing for
their very lives.
I shall lead you on our dark path to crucify leaders before their own
people. We shall either be victorious or we shall die trying. I have
initiated a policy to insure that our nation will not fall aside in
history like so many other nations that have vanished and their people
forgotten in history.
With our allies we shall make the world tremble. I shall bring you
untold riches from new lands and make our people once again the feared
fighters our ancestors were of old."
The people cheered as the wizard walked among the crowd and was
with his people. For the wizard realized that oly through his people
can any leader truely achieve success.
If god be for us then who could stand against us...
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Hey, ya lad? Wanna some of that beer? Go ahead, lad, help thouself, what is your story? Me? Cantcha tell a Dwarf by his axe? And das one can tell stories itself. Hey, not to worry, ye are a friend, are ye? Ye shalt know that Dwarf never sells his friends... he he, sells them cheap I mean. My jokes are good todays, just as dis stout. Relax, what brought ye there? Change me stories and goodies, I have much to offer thee.
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