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The omens have come to pass. The COSMIC JOKE has appeared among my people! The Under Dwarves are a people without magic. While we use it in our daily lives, no mage has ever been born to any dwarven woman. THAT HAS ALL CHANGED… When a babe was born with glowing eyes, the Elders of our people met to find out why. After many days of research, they discovered that this was the first sign that the Fire Lord was going to awake. Thus began the training of the JOKE of the Under Dwarves, and, finally, the initiation of the HARLEQUIN. The Under Dwarves have begun the long process of preparing our forces to stop the awakening of ARROGOTH. Should this not be possible, we will fight to the death to defeat him. WE WILL NOT SURRENDER! If there are any out there who would join with us towards this goal, our envoys are waiting for your words. We are even willing to stand beside old enemies to accomplish our purpose. To all, we await and prepare…
Contact Harlequin at harlequin13@subdimension.com
Halflings
Halflings? What Halflings?
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hi hi
hi hi
guess
who has come
guess why all of a sudden
things are disappearing everywhere just to reappear shortly after that in the completely wrong place like the lord protector's snake in lady gwendonlyn's bed or the cooks spices in the alchemists vials and vice versa hi hi guess why sir vanguard's night pot was filled with ants and his mother found her her hair colored blue one morning yes it might be a ghost story but would we believe that yes it might be some evil demon playing tricks on us but still couldn't there be another explanation it seems that an old legend has finally proven true that states that with the wakening of arragoth strange things would be happening all over the halfling hills the same legend states that the source of all this confusion is going to be the salvation and now people are searching and searching for the reason of all this a ghost could hardly oppose a black god and a demon wouldn't an angel wouldn't play tricks or would he and any other solution ruled out and considering the finesse at work it can only mean one thing a halfling must be responsible for all of this and so he must be found the whole city is looking for him him because of course such brilliance in thinking and in planning demands the clever brains of a male and even though there is this old saying that it takes a halfling to find a halfling the halflings have not yet found the halfling responsible for all these halfling jokes when they find him they are going to whack him to tickle him to hang him upside down from the city walls then they will make him marry one of their daughters and tie him to the throne as the legend states that he is going to be the salvation and the only one able to be beat the forces of the demon king god or whatever this thing is and yes they recognize that the legend does not specify the that he has to be mail do it could be that he is a female she but still who would believe that a woman could save a nation well possibly women would but who cares so it has to be a man maybe bigger and mightier then all towering 4 feet tall simply a giant so they continue searching and any observer should start now feeling pity for the poor bastard as the halflings are quite serious about binding the unseen one to the throne and knowing halflings they will most likely forget to remove the ties when the dark god comes stomping down the defenses and whipping out life after life of the merry halflings but of course it is in the unseen ones own hands as all he has to do is a simple task as the legend predicts and that is to destroy arragoth and i just hear that he has finally been found wandering around in the castles wine cellar a bottle in his hands and actually the he is a she and the she is called RHINA the halflings shade as she seems to be fading in and out of existence in a regular interval that could pose some problems in binding her though....
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