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  • PLAYER 1 - Jet'tovok

    No Blurb Submitted As Yet.
    

    Contact Jet'tovok at gigazap@aol.com


  • PLAYER 2 - krazak Doomhammer

    No Blurb Submitted As Yet.
    

    Contact krazak Doomhammer at hardtooth@aol.com


  • PLAYER 3 - Balar

    
    

    Behold the Orcs of Drakilak FONT>
    "As the conversation carries on, and the drinks are passed around, the tavern fills with all manner of folk seeking refuge from the raging storm outside. Although the two burning hearths do well to light up much of the main room, there remains a shadowy corner sheltered by the protruding stonework of the nearby wall. There is always at least one shadowy corner in a tavern. From this abyss steps forth a mysterious figure cloaked in black, hood completely masking his features, yet everyone at once turns to see that it must be an Orc... this they can tell from the figure's build as well as the manner in which it presents himself...its powerful stride. "br>

    BALAR Chieftain of ALL ORCS EVERYWHERE

    Balar the Strong

    His gaze sweeps the entire room once more to meet every pair of eyes, many of which he knows well, and in which he too senses a bit of recognition. They need not see his face to know who this man is, they need only be in his presence, to feel his dark aura. He nods slowly, then reaches up to draw back his black hood, revealing an unfamiliar Orc face, yet complete with his familiar wicked grin.


    "Greetings my fellow beings" comes his deep, familiar voice through the warm air. "I recognize some of you from another dimension," a nod to Alodar, "others I have known since my entry to the Realms a good while back. "Rakash, my General, such a long journey you have made to be at my side once more. Ah, not for that reason I think, but yet here we meet again... do you believe in fate? How do our brethren fare in the dimension we have both sought refuge from, do they please The Gods still? How I do miss brother TYM, may his spirit be with us still. I would be delighted if he were able to join us here, we would be able to take worlds together, and with nothing more than our words."
    "The rest of you I will continue to observe, and eventually know through our discussions here. I would be glad to be of service, if any of you are in need of assistance, or just someone to discuss the mysteries of the multiverse with. Beware, though, I am not to be taken lightly, nor trusted with your lives. I give this as fair warning now and there will not be any further. Become a friend to me, and you will be greatly rewarded even long after my departure. Become to me an enemy, and it will be your departure that is painfully swift, and fruitless."
    His wicked grin gracing his lips once more, he draws the hood back over his features and steps back into his personal abyss. >From that moment on, the room was never quite the same, even though it was exactly as it had been before anyone was aware of his presence. Everyone still had the lingering feeling that his eyes were upon them, that their words reached his ever listening ears, that their very thoughts were read as an open book to him. Indeed, Balar, the Orcish Angel of Death had descended upon them all.


    The Orcs of Drakilak are willing to work with everyone!

    Behold the Mighty Homeland of the Orcs of Drakilak!!

    Behold the Mighty Docks of the Orcs of Drakilak!!!
    Remember the words of Balar the Strong and Wise! Work with us or you are against us!

    Contact Balar at eqfriend@yahoo.com


  • PLAYER 4 - GungaDin

    
    Deep in the forest he waits. The time is comming when he will have to
    leave his home in the dark trees and join the battle, but for now we
    watch. The races squable amongst themselves while the fire god grows
    strong. They can not see, they do not know. Perhaps somday we will tell
    them what we see but for now we will hide in our jungle home. Waiting....
    for the right time. Know this the time IS comming, and when it does the
    one who watches will be ready. 
    Last Book of the Lord 
    Chapter 16
    Then I heard a loud voice from the temple saying to the seven angels,
    "Go, pour out the seven bowls of God's wrath on the earth."
    2 
    The first angel went and poured out his bowl on the land, and ugly and
    painful sores broke out on the people who had the mark of the beast and
    worshiped his image.
    3 
    The second angel poured out his bowl on the sea, and it turned into blood
    like that of a dead man, and every living thing in the sea died.
    4 
    The third angel poured out his bowl on the rivers and springs of water,
    and they became blood.
    5 
    Then I heard the angel in charge of the waters say: "You are just in
    these judgments, you who are and who were, the Holy One, because you have
    so judged;
    6 
    for they have shed the blood of your saints and prophets, and you have
    given them blood to drink as they deserve." 
    7 
    And I heard the altar respond: "Yes, Lord God Almighty, true and just are
    your judgments."
    8 
    The fourth angel poured out his bowl on the sun, and the sun was given
    power to scorch people with fire.
    9 
    They were seared by the intense heat and they cursed the name of God, who
    had control over these plagues, but they refused to repent and glorify
    him.
    10 
    The fifth angel poured out his bowl on the throne of the beast, and his
    kingdom was plunged into darkness. Men gnawed their tongues in agony
    11 
    and cursed the God of heaven because of their pains and their sores, but
    they refused to repent of what they had done.
    12 
    The sixth angel poured out his bowl on the great river Euphrates, and its
    water was dried up to prepare the way for the kings from the East.
    

    Contact GungaDin at rasputon@juno.com


  • PLAYER 5 - Dimwit Flathead

    No Blurb Submitted As Yet.
    

    Contact Dimwit Flathead at brianandkathy@kscable.com


  • PLAYER 6 - Hazaar

    No Blurb Submitted As Yet.
    

    Contact Hazaar at jhenson@calpoly.edu


  • PLAYER 7 - Silverthorn

    The moon shone down on the clearing as the tribal elders gathered.  They had
    all traveled a long distance to meet at the ancient council clearing.  It
    had been a long time since all these leaders had assembled to hold council.
    Petty feuds and meaningless arguments had erupted into raids and blood
    fights among the tribes.  Scattered throughout the jungle in small bands,
    the Amazons were not the force that they had once been.  Lack of strong
    leadership had caused them to fade into the jungle leaving the outside world
    to its own devices.  That was all about to change now.
    
    Each of the tribal elders had had the same dream. A vision of an awful
    blackness which devoured the light spreading across the land engulfing all
    in its path.  The source of this darkness was not clear, but all of them
    knew that it posed a real threat to the Amazons and their beloved jungle.
    Although no one knew where this blackness came from or what form it would
    take, all were sure that it was coming and that they needed to take real
    steps to prepare.  Failure to be ready for this challenge would surely spell
    doom for them all.
    
    The firesinger's tales handed down from master to apprentice though the
    generations told them what they needed to do.  The time had come to summon
    the Guardian.  Long ago a group of wizards had visited Carossa seeking
    shelter and aid..  Several of them had been injured and the Amazons hid them
    from their pursuers while nursing the injured back to health.  Recovered and
    rejuvenated, the wizards had continued on their journey to other worlds.  In
    return for the aid given them, the wizards promised to send one of their
    number to guard the city in time of need.  The tribal elders agreed that the
    time for calling on the aid of these mysterious wizards was now.  Magic
    would be needed to meet this mysterious threat and much of the magic arts
    had been forgotten by the Amazons during their time of isolation in the
    jungles.
    
    As the last words of the chant faded to silence, all stood and waited
    expectantly to see what would happen next.  A shaft of pure silver light
    filled the clearing expanding to become a portal of shimmering light.  From
    out of this portal stepped a tall, cloaked figure.  "I am Silverthorn," the
    figure declared.  "Master of Magic and Traveler of the Void.  I have heard
    your summons and answered your call.  I will defend Carossa, the Amazon
    people and this jungle with all of the skill that I possess. Call the tribes
    to assemble at Carossa in 1 fortnights time."
    
    With that the messengers went out to all the corners of the jungle,
    searching for all of the scattered tribes and bands.  Individual hunters and
    small bands started appearing in Carossa followed by the larger tribal
    units.  Word spread quickly that a leader had emerged in Carossa.  Hope and
    pride rekindled in the people's hearts.  While none knew what the future
    held, they all wanted to take an active role in shaping it for the better.
    
    

    Contact Silverthorn at toddandjanaeclapp@worldnet.att.net


  • PLAYER 8 - Kel'dakar

     


    I am Kel'Dakar, Lord of the Dead.
    Long have I slept, waiting for the time to awaken and once again ravage the world. I was thought to be destroyed by my enemies, centuries ago when my fool of a Seneschal, Benedict, envied my power and position. Benedict conspired with my enemies to destoyr me. But what they did not know is that I had suspected the treachery in his heart years before and had set a powerful dweomer upon myself for escape in just such a circumstance. My escape was not complete however and I was forced to lie in wait for the time of awakening.
    That time is now.
    Power and greatness will come to all who walk beside me in my quest to rule this rock. Those who oppose me will learn swiftly the folly of opposing a wizard whose ambition is limitless.
    Few of you know me for now I work in the shadows, manipulating magic to suit my whim. The Sandpeople of Jaffna have embraced my strength as a sign that I am the chosen one. They are mere mortals, but they have the wisdom and strength to survive these wastes and I respect that. These subjects will do nicely. They surely deserve to be my instrument of retribution.
    I will not bore you with more of my stories or tell you unending tales of how vast my knowledge is. Only know this, when the end comes, I will be counted among the survivors. My allies can rest well in the knowledge that Kel'Dakar of Jaffna will account well for himself.
    For those who would call me enemy I am death.
    Jaffna stands in defiance to any who would set claim to the deserts bounty not of pure birth.
    My Dark Lords call, I must go and sacrifice another slave now before they decide to take one of my mistresses instead. I will be seeing you soon, pray it is as Ally and not as enemy.
    Sincerely, Kel'Dakar Lord of the Dead

    Contact Kel'dakar at ralph.hosmer@cheshire.condorpacific.com


  • PLAYER 9 - Alodar the Apprentice

    
    *grmph* I know this feeling all too well - a new cloning loop has taken effect
    once again; wonder what godforsaken outlandish world I have been clonecarnated
    to this time... Yes, yes, I know I have only myself to blame - I should never
    have fiddled with that 'clone self' spell back on my first homeworld in the
    first place... Hmm, to be more exact, that cannot have been really ME, in the
    strictly illogical sense of the word - it must have been someone else than THIS
    me, though a "me" in any case... Wonder who that original Alodar was, compared
    to ME - yes, I know I know more than a couple of his memories as well, which in
    all cases is not as well... He had his bad moments indeed, like the day when he
    wanted to test the spell "extract cookies from the cookie jar without getting
    the hand stuck" - it took grandmother 33 hours and 24 potions to reassemble
    the cat after that mishap, and as punishment grandfather applied the spell
    "make cookies taste like spinach" and forced me (well, fortunately not really
    ME, but my original, but scant consolation that is, since the memory is as
    vivid as had it been really ME) to EAT all the remaining cookies *shudder*
    
    On the other hands, there were funnier moments as well, like when... *chuckle*
    ... or ... *ROFL!!* ... or ... *gasping for breath*
    
    OK, enough of this clonexercise - I guess I had better check out this world as
    well, if for no other reason than to determine its GFI and OLI, not to speak of
    its AUI... Let me see if I remember this correctly, GFI stands for
    "GodForsakennessIndex", OLI for "OutLandishnessIndex" and AUI of course for
    "AcronymUsageIndex"... So if I now sit down to meditate on the vibrations I get
    from this world I should be able to get a rough approximation (though I hope
    the truth is not quite as rough as the approximation *OUCH!* At least the PPI,
    ie. the Pun Penalty Index seems uncomfortably high for a punster like me [ME?])
    of where I stand (or, rather, sit *OUCH!!*)
    
    Ahh - what a relief! This world feels extremely familiar, and neither its GFI
    nor its OLI feels anywhere near the PPI level! Let me brood on this a little
    longer...
    
    Oh, WoW ! I seem to be in the WoW universe once again, and in one of my
    favourite worlds as well! These vibrations most definitely feel like Crynnian
    vibrations, and I have always enjoyed my (my? our? well, whatever...)
    clonecarnations here - now the only thing to find out is what race I have been
    dropped amongst this time...
    
    *GROWL!* *SWOOOSCH!!*
    
    Oops, whatever that was, it was something VERY FAST... I couldn't match that
    speed even if I were running away from a Kylie Minogue performance...
    
    *GROWL!* *SWOOOSCH!!*
    
    There is zapped past again - I had better cast the spell 'time warp' to get a
    better look at that greased lightning {casting the spell 'time warp'}
    
    Oh GOSH! That is a pack of PLAINSMEN WOLVES!! That means I must have been
    clonecarnated among the plainsmen once again - talk about a 'lucky draw'... !
    Let me see, I should even be able to recollect the name of their capital -
    Gaston, Gahrton, ... no, Gabton! Yes definitely, Gabton it was, and is...
    
    -Hey you, wolfpack, mind taking me to your capital on the double [no, on the
     triple, if I remember their speed correctly *OUCH!!!* Drat, I MUST try to
     remember that some dull pun-hater has twiddled with the PPI since my last
     visit... Those pinches begin to HURT!] I am wizard Alodar the Apprentice and
     I guess I have a mission to fulfill in your magic college once again ?!
    
    -Indeed sir, what a lucky coincidence! The city fathers have been quite worried
     since you disappeared about 80 worlds ago after having helped giving the Lich
     masters a whopping whipping in less than 25 weeks! Since then the Lich masters
     have struck back quite a few times, and we haven't always been able to hold
     them off! So your return is a most fortunate event, sir! Hop on, and we'll
     take you to Gabton in no time... ehh, what's wrong, I cant move?
    
    -Oh sorry, I forgot! Just a second... {casting the spell 'remove time warp'}
    
    ***SWOOOOOOOOOOOOSCH!!!!***
    
    [Not quite 'no time' later, but certainly not MUCH later in any case]
    
    -Thank you for the ride, fellas! So this is your magic college - hasn't changed
     too much since my last visit, I reckon...
    
    -I am truly glad you are back, sir Alodar! I'll go tell the city fathers at
     once! Good luck!
    
    OK - first things first, if I remember correctly the kitchen was THAT door...
    Indeed it was - now for some plain delicatessen and then I'll start thinking
    about pondering to begin considering my mission...
    
    [A lot of thinking, pondering, considering, not to mention eating, eating and
     catnapping, and then again eating and catnapping, later]
    
    Yes, here we still have the library... Now where do I start - hmm, this title
    looks familiar:
    
    "A Short Introduction to the Foundations of Crynn Magick".
    
    Yeah, I remember this - and I also got through all the 42 volumes last time I
    was here, so nothing new to be learnt - hey, wait, what says the fine print...
    
    "Volume I of XLIII"
    
    Hey, there IS something new after all! I'd better take a look at that last
    volume to see what new spells there are to throw against those Lich masters...
    
    WHAT!?!? "43 ways to raise the PPI to levels decidedly painful to wizard Alodar
    the lousiest punster in all worlds whether cloned or not (Alodar, not the
    worlds)" and written by wizard Sirikul ?!?!?
    
    *GRRR* Seems this encyclopedia needs a 44th volume "How to reduce the PPI to
    an absolute value of -273.15" and of course written by the expert punster and
    spelldeveloper Alodar the Apprentice... Those Liches can wait - this MUST be
    given top priority, no doubt!
    
    

    Contact Alodar the Apprentice at rwikman@ra.abo.fi


  • PLAYER 10 - Lord Pieper

    
    


    ~The Icelanders of Crystal Path~


    The winds of the winter storms fanned the flames of the funeral pyre.

    A figure stood alone in the night, the flames casting shadows around his form as if they performed a dance for him. Snow drifted and swirled around his feet as the storm drew closer to the city of Crystal Path.

    Lord Ulrik shrugged his cloak higher around his neck as he turned away from the burning pyre that holds the remains of his King, Lord Malkahai. The shadows became his companions as he walked toward the main gates of Crystal Path. With a casual wave of his hand, the shadows dissolved into the night.



    I have been Chosen...

    My name is Ulrik. I have commanded the 1st Icelander's Legion. We were the protector of the King and of the capital city, Crystal Path. With the renewed threat of the Lich Masters, we became ultimately the guardians of the gems of the northern regions of Crynn.

    Lord Malkahai was a fair and honourable King, unfortunately also a King without an heir. When the assassin's knife killed the sleeping King, the realm fell into chaos. Several of the Governors took total control of their regions, foregoing the wishes of the Alping.

    The Alping, the ruling council of the Icelanders, have chosen me to restore their rule of the northern regions and to secure the precious resources that these Lords have usurped.



    By any means necessary.



    Lord Ulrik walked the darkened snow covered streets of the city. The only light was of the watchmen's lanterns as they patrolled the streets.

    The walls of the keep loomed ahead as the slap of the flags overhead greeted it's new master. The guard opened the giant oaken doors and light flooded the street. Ulrik shielded his eyes as he entered the keep. A servant immediately gave him a tankard of brennivin as he lead him to where the council waited for him.

    It was time for them to know of the coming storm that they have unleashed.



    To contact the Alping of the Icelanders of Crystal Path or Lord Ulrik the Red... dasmudge@ptd.net

    Contact Lord Pieper at dasmudge@ptd.net


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