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  • PLAYER 1 - Grotbag Iron-Claw

    
    

    UNDER GNOMES

    WE ARE THE DARKEST, VILEST TRIBE OF GNOMES EVER TO HAVE TREAD UPON THE SOIL OF ANY WORLD.

    Chapter One "AWAKENING"

      Grotbag Ironclaw awoke, suddenly from the Sleep of Dark Ages. Years spent on the battlefield, accompanying the most wretched, murderous darkness in all the universe, ensured he made not a single movement as he opened an eye, to observe his surroundings. What he saw brought joy to his soul. He had been called back from the dead to do battle, to slaughter, pillage and destroy. There could be no other reason that he was once again breathing in a mortal world. He was in a dark chamber and around him stood members of his Elite Sithekian Gnome Guard. It had been countless ages since he had inhabited the body of a Under Gnome. For a millenia, or more he had walked from one world to the next in one Elven form or another. Now, it appeared, he was once again draped in his originial mortal form.

      Opening his senses, sending his corporeal form abroad, he found this landscape was as no other he had ever encountered. It was different...altered. He found many entities awakening, as he, in these lands. Foe and friend alike. Some near, others distant. With a stunning jolt, he was thrown back into his material form. Screaming with rage and anger, slavering from his jowls, teeth gnashing he rose in the chamber, howling. He had sensed the presence of arch-enemies that he, desired above all else, to possess their devastated forms, for all eternity.

      Seeing the extent of his rage, even his Elite Guard cowered. But one among them, his long time ambassador on many worlds, Tzam, walked forward. A millenia ago they had walked the caverns of the UnderDark, together, as mortals. Since, they had walked the darkest places in all the known worlds, slaughtering the Minions of Light, drinking the blood of their victims, feasting on their innards.

      For a brief moment, Grotbag thought to himself, that where he had grown more depraved down through the ages, Tzam had grown more......diplomatic?  

     

     

    Chapter Two "TZAM"

      "Well, it seems you have awakened, and discovered, your nemesis from the last world, on this one," said Tzam. "I see that being in our native form has not improved your psychosis? Well nevermind that, I have lived with that for over 3 eons now." Laughing he said, "It is good to see you old friend. Now calm yourself, it is much to soon for you to go beserk, and I need to fill you in on the happening

      "Aye," growled Grotbag, calming from the jibes of his comrade, "you too. I presume that you have once again gotten here ahead of me, have everything in order, and our kingdom is growing even now. Our armies begin to gather, scouts visit our enemies camps' already, and my magical chamber is prepared? You did not forget my brothel this time, did you Tzam?"

      "Everything is as usual, sire. And, No, I did not forget your brothel. You may be excited to learn that we have secured several Orc regions already and have several caravans of their females en route here, for your brothel. I thought that wouldl be particularly pleasing to you. But be warned, our nemesis' are far from our grasp right now, and there our many new and unknown dangers in front of us. I am afraid for now, the slaves I bring, must needs satiate your appetite. You may also find it interesting to note that currently our brothers Kel'Dakar and Gorbaal, are squaring off against those you seek.

      "Ahh...very good Tzam, as ever you lead the way and prepare well, that I can slaughter." Clasping his old friend and comrade around the shoulder he

       

     

    Chapter Three "FORTIFICATION"

      Grotbag, sat on his favorite throne, made from the bones of the enemies he had slaughtered. One hand held his chin, while his elbow rested on his knee giving him to look intensely interested Tzam's latest gift of slaves that were performing. His other hand held his cup, full of the famous Kel'Dakarian brew, still untouched, as anyone would see, had they been allowed close enough. He had moved his throne room here to his brothel, where he could think and plan. Of course, diversions were always close at hand, when he needed stimulation to get a fresh perspective on any situation that might arise. In truth, currently, he was deep in thought.

      Grotbag was busy, going over current building and battle plans. The conquest of several new Caverns were requiring the concerted efforts of all his and Tzam's resources to fortify. His scouts had uncovered entrances to at least 3 more caverns earlier this day, as well. These too, would need to be conquered and fortified. His armies advanced, forts we being built and if the latest reports coudl be believed he would make contact with his closest battle brother the great Lord Aeneas, within the next month. Things were moving incredibly fast on this strange world.

     

       

     

    Chapter Four "PATIENCE"

      In reveiwing the status of his realm, he was quite pleased. He had already discovered and awakened some of his past generals - they were already claiming lands in his names, with his advance scouts. With Tzam's aid, the Inn's and Tavern's which helped keep the Moral of his servants boosted, already stood, and prospered. His first act had been to erect a great Temple where his people would worship him as a God. Even now, work was commencing on a Inventor's Workshop, where he could employee the greatest minds, and put them to work constructing all kinds of foul machines with which to slaughter his enemies. Ultimately, he discovered in his ponderances.....everything was proceeding as necessary, and he was in a period in which nothing else could be done, but to wait....and seek, diversions.

     

    Grotbag Ironclaw, joins No One on this world, except his battlebrother, Lord Aeneas. Let the strongest reign and the weak live in suffering and pain, as slaves.  

      Grotbag Ironclaw, Orc-Slayer              

     

    Mayhem and Chaos Follow the Under Gnome

    
    
    

    Contact Grotbag Iron-Claw at bill0814@msn.com


  • PLAYER 2 - Cozumel

    
    "Ah, how wonderful to come back home!"
    
    Lucretia surprised  herself with that thought.
    Just some months ago, the very concept of 'home'
    was for her a diffuse and uncertain illusion.
    Something for normal people, not for her or her
    brother who never knew of a stable refuge to lick their
    wounds when life strikes hard. Now, after having a bath
    to get the dust and dirty off her skin, after sleeping
    in a bed with a canopy, silk sheets, warm rooms,...
    Oh, how many things have changed in a couple of months!
    
    Yesterday night Cozumel received her with a wide smile
    flashing her face. She had two presents for the lady.
    A bard's harp and a merchant's staff. Then Cozumel looked at her
    with that particular glance. She does not actually looks
    at you, but through you. Trying to foresee your innermost
    sentiments. But it does not seem an intrusion. It is soft
    and pleasant and wet... Just the way she makes love.
    Her skin is dark and smooth as a summer night. Her breasts
    plentyful of love. Her hands and fingers gentle and skillful.
    It is such a contrast when the two bodies lie entangled
    in Cozumel's bed. Lucretia herself is blonde, slender,
    and hard as steel. Cozumel is dark, voluptuous, sensual,
    powerful as earth and water.
    
    Her scent of sandalwood and exotic spices is still in
    the bed. She is so unique, so different to any lover
    she had before...
    
    "Cozumel, are you there?"
    Suddenly Lucretia has realized there is somebody sat
    on a nearby chair. It's silent, pensive.
    Then, in the darkness, a deep breath breaks the tension.
    "Luc, something has happened". It's Cozumel. Her voice
    tries to be neutral, even lulling. But there is
    something bad behind her words. Very bad.
    "It's your brother, Cesare".
    
    
    
    Cozumel watches as the cloaked figure rides out of
    Carlton Heights.
    "This is the arrow I send to you, Aeneas.
    This is my most beautiful arrow".
    
    Some feelings of remorse were struggling to come to
    surface. Cozumel shrugged them off.
    It was Cesare's decission to accept such risky mission.
    It is now Lucretia's decission to wish vengeance.
    Though Cozumel saw everything some time ago.
    She'd always had the talent to see the threads
    of Destiny. It is true, however, that something could have been done
    to avoid this. She might have halted the tragedy.
    But it is not fair to deprive humans of their fate,
    be it glorious or doomed.
    
    "Lucretia, perhaps I shall never see you again.
       Good luck".
    
    

    Contact Cozumel at conejero@exp.uji.es


  • PLAYER 3 - Beast Nardel

    
    
    Beast Nardel

    • Andoria
      This is the era of Wizards. The powers of the past have felt in decay and only the history of their strength and some old relics and places remain on the world of Andoria.
      On a deserted island a great nation of gnomes has set of their plans to rule the world of Andoria once and for all. For years and years they've grown in numbers and developed new building techniques new weaponry and new areas of magic. Now is the time to act, forge an alliance to take hold of the vacuum in power that suddenly emerged. Quickly all sciences are being turned into real work, the town is building up and the gnomes are emergies to spread over the world in a roaring frenzy being herded by the terrifying but great leader Beast Nardel.
      At this moment coulds of Darkness are again spreading out from Yrundyroc, to increase the influence of the evil gnome race. Innocent minds of the surrounding population are infected by the chaos and megalomanic thoughts of "The Beast". All those who resist the power of the dark side will be cast aside and replaced by more productive beings. It is expected that in a short matter of time armies will be rising in the underworld towns once again. After that the Gnomes will try to hold on to the hectic tides of war that is doomed to break out on Andoria. Hopefully the army of Beast Nardel can be trained in time before they are drawn into conflict.

    • Beast Nardel Appears to Yrundyroc
      The inhabitants of Yrundyroc have been restless for several months now. New nations have been raised over the last weeks, with leaders who claim to be able to learn the magic of the past. They were wondering if they should involve them in the global friction of possible confrontation and try to keep hold to their domain of control, even if that meant war that could be fought against the ancient magic. At the time they were about to hold a meeting to make their final decision, a gnome came walking in. A dark and evil gnome, or rather some crossing between a Beast, a monster from Hell, and a gnome. At first nobody recognized him, but when he introduced himself as Beast Nardel, some of the very old gnomes got a twinkle of recognition in their eyes. They dug up an old book describing the most powerfull warlock of all ages, named Beast Nardel. He could travel from dimension to dimension from time to time, and would then focus on the control of the magical flows in that dimension and lead the race of Gnomes into victory. Consuming light and creating clouds of evil.

      The Beauty and The Beast
      The world of Andoria being too hard to conquer alone requires the cooperation of 2 opposing complementary factors.
      The Beast roamed through the dimensions of the wizards realm is a search for his ideal counterpart. His own speciality being chaos and destruction wouldn't help him much. After a long search he would the Beauty of wizardry, named Cozumel. This wizard had really perfectioned the art of magic in it's purest form. Together they forged plans to conquer Andoria at the cost of the poor wizards that would likely try to oppose them. There is only one solution to the problem and that is a plan forged with Beauty leading to utter chaos and destruction for the foes! With the plan in their hands, Beauty and the Beast set off putting action to their words, beware!

      The Slaughter Song Supreme!
      Blood, Murder, Death, Kill...ranted the Beast
      Give me bloody weapons at least!
      Entrails splattered on the walls,
      Smashed heads, broken tails.
      Drunken fools breaking oaths,
      Ugly witched breaking nails.
      The Beast will break them all.

      This is the holy song being preached by the deathguard of Beast Nardel. Created to support plenty of bloodshed these fierce warriors strip lives of harmless children and elderly defenseless people. They prefer to inflict pain upon harmless being. Hated and feared by everyone they quickly spread the beliefs and fame of the Beast. Everyone shall bow or lose their lives.

    Beast Nardel welcomes you in the pits of Yrundyroc. Don't hesitate to come forward if you of any value to the Beast.

    Send a messenger to Yrundyroc

    
    
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    Contact Beast Nardel at mandatar@yahoo.com


  • PLAYER 4 - Aeneas

    
    

    NEOBUDARIA, ANDORIA

    Oh goodness! What am I doing here? Ohh yesssss, I remember now. Pardon me readers, but I tend to loose track of what I’m doing, too busy, that’s what I am, too busy to do this things. But orders are orders and his orders must be obeyed, else……… Oh well, a little history will do you well.

    Imagine Extract from the Real Gnome History, Volume III. Historic Encyclopaedia of Andoria. Gnomis University of Andoria. You there?. Yes?. Ok, then I can begin this little story.

    Two figures dominated the world, two huge deformed figures were present in everyone's life. Just two gods where there have been scores of them. It was said that different races were present in the very same world but these two gods were the reason no other races and their gods were gone.
    Of course they are Gnome gods and they are as crazy as their little people. More so since there are no other races or gods to put a stop to their idiot inventiveness. This is the story of how the Gnome Gods had a little misunderstanding resulting in the huge wars that now rage over the continents.
    Yolohagotodobien and Yolohagotodorapido, gods of the little gnomish people, were both trying to convert brass to gold. Both were fairly sure to be on the verge of the fantastic discovery. On a beautiful morning after several sleepless nights they were on the brink of discovery.... Time ago they could not have spent all that time investigating since there was a council of gods every now and then and that made them stop often. With no other gods present, the council was no more and Yolohagotodobien and Yolohagotodorapido could spend all their time in fruitless investigations. The longer they could concentrate made matters worse and the failures more dangerous than ever, but they did not know. None knows whose experiment blew up first, but one of them did........ Each of the gods, let's call them just Rapido or Bien to make it shorter, blamed the other and wanted the other to make up for his mistake. A commission was created to investigate the issue. Gnomes from all over the world were selected to discern who was to blame for the explosion. Of course the Gnomes were all properly advised by their gods, thus a perfectly Gnomish civilization that revered their two gods jointly changed and two different religions were created. The Gnome people spent a century trying to reveal which god was right. The commission, split in two god supporting parties, could not present evidence that any of the gods was responsible for the experiment failure. Wise old Gnomes decided that both experiments have blown at the very same time. But the Gods and the Gnomes supporting them were not in the mood to accept that theory. No final conclusion was reached and as the investigation lasted animosity between the groups and the gods grew stronger. It reached a point were open fighting was common. All over the world gnomes fought each other in the streets. Civil war broke out. Cities destroyed. Kingdoms created, and allegiance swore to one of the two gods. Different empires rose and fell supporting the gods in their everlasting war..... Wars raged and Gnomes were killed, weapons of ultimate destruction to their own creators, you know how gnomes are, were used and entire cities, kingdoms, empires and continents were destroyed. The world was changed forever and crooked beyond description. Almost all civilization was obliterated.... Just small groups of gnomes survived in remote cities, four small cities, each in one corner of the world. It was then that the father of gods decided to send the other races to the world... other gods appeared. These races were not numerous but they had cities here and there. The father of gods wanted thus to influence the Gnome gods and end the struggle. But that was not going to be

    The gnome gods recovered from their battles and renewed their everlasting hatred. They had the allegiance of two of the Gnome cities each. And now they awoke their rulers and made them swear fealty to their cause. These wizards will prepare their cities to war. They will conquer the other races and destroy the other two opposing cities. None know who will win, not even the father of the gods. Aeneas and Grotbag leaders of the cities supporting Yolohagotodorapido and Cozumel and Nardel leaders of the cities supporting Yolohagotodobien will face each other till one of the two alliances win. However the father of gods does not want the Gnomes and the other races to suffer eternally, thus he has given 25 months to the gnome gods and his cities to settle the issue once and for all....

     

    As you see the first tournament was not a tournament in itself but a painful event in the Gnome history. Since then the Gnome empire has elected his emperor in this way, presenting four candidates to be Emperor and Prime Minister. Let the best one rule the Empire!

    Farewell and enjoy the battle brothers...... jmaqua@wanadoo.es

    
    

    Contact Aeneas at jmaqua@wanadoo.es


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