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The smoke rose above the hills of Yrundyroc as the chanting drifted through the air. Louder and louder the chants rose as the sun shrunk below the horizon. Inventsalot, a young Gnome farmer, crept along the rocky hillside toward the sound. These hills had been very quiet for many years, and Inventsalot could not resist the temptation to see what all the commotion was about. Inventsalot finally cleared the last ridge and looked down on the scene below him. What he saw was about twenty Gnomes dressed in black robes. They were gathered around a large campfire and appeared to be walking in circles around it, chanting some mysterious words. The fire produced an unnaturally thick smoke that filled the air, almost choking him at this close distance. Inventsalot had never seen these Gnomes before and was curious what was going on. He watched for hours. As the chanting continued, it picked up speed and volume. The smoke continued to billow from the fire and became thicker as time passed, eventually seeming to take shape. Inventsalot stared as the smoke formed the shape of a man's face. The face rotated in the smoke, looking at the surrounding hillside. The chanting rose to an unbelievable level and then suddenly fell silent. The Gnomes fell to their knees and pressed their faces to the ground. Inventsalot trembled as the face spoke with a voice that rumbled across the countryside. "The Master has arrived!"
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=20 Shagnak looked out toward the view that confronted him across the line of march for his soldiers. What he saw seemed to show promise; a promise of finally being able to break out from the restricted avenues of expansion for the forces of his Master, Elrond. But something just didn't look quite right. =20 Anyhow, Shagnak realized that he had done enough thinking, and that it was time to discuss the matter with his Master. =20 So he began the ritual by which he could attain contact with his Master and discuss the situation. =20 "Yes, I hear you Shagnak." came the voice of Elrond in Shagnak's head. "What do you have to report?" =20 "Master, I have reached what appears to be a point of decision. Look through my eyes and see." =20 =20 Elrond spent a moment to contemplate the view through the eyes of his field lieutenant. He could certainly understand what would make the Orc so uneasy about what he faced. Give him, and the others of his kind, an enemy with weapons and he would know exactly what to do. But puzzles like this were not his cup of tea. =20 What he saw was clear, and yet not clear. The clear part was that there were paths from this 'shire' to not one, not two, but _three_ different regions. The implications for this were obvious; one path to the Astral Plane, one to the Underworld, and one to remain on the surface. =20 The not clear part was the fact that somehow, in some way, there seemed to be no way of telling which path went in which direction. This was a quite unexpected puzzle; usually it could be quite easily determined at least which of multiple paths would lead to a different plane, yet this view offered not a single clue as to exactly where any of these possible paths might lead. =20 The only consolation for Elrond in this was that, on the other side of the world being used for this great competition, one of his enemy wizards was likely contemplating the very same issue. =20 Anyhow, it was time for a reply. "Okay, Shagnak, here is what you are going to have to do..." =20
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A History of Why
So Gnomes need to fight other Gnomies. This is not the first, nor shall it be the LAST - just look inside your tomies!
Is the combat Ergonomic? No it's merely ergoGnomic. Our king needs to choose from amongst the best - which is we four so Bugger all the rest!
Our tourney though 'tis necessary is one for Gnomes, not some poor Faerie.
This combat true will unite our nation, yet for the mo brings devastation
AS some poor sage of old would say:
"Bugger this, and Chocks Away!"
Now,
While the doggerel above was composed by an up and coming bard, this is more than serious for this great nation of the Gnomes. We have a cirisis that it seems can only be solved by While none of us would wish to harm a fly (well except when we're using them in some laboratory and spill acid on them by mistake), we must by royal decree do battle until such time as there is a clear successor to Da Gnome Throne.
I'm obviously a little bit upset by all this! Why my buddy and mate of Old is actually on the other side to me! Ordo and I go back a little bit.. well at least to the 214th dimension in any case. But as Sayla Gair (my tutor in all things martial ) would say (in the deep and booming voice that makes us wonder as to whather deep back in his ancestry he has some Ogre blood pulsing thru' his veins) "Your friend is your friend until he's your ... but if he's your friend when he's not your enemy any more he'll be your friend again". I'm not quite sure I understand that one, but he assures me of it's inherent veracity and bids me meditate on it at least three times a day, before a square meal each time. I've ordered a set of oblong plates, bowls and platters so that I can do exactly that.
So we have Sides. Me 'n' Elrond against Ordo and Oronic. Thus we can fight together. Now some numskull gnome would wonder why there is such co-operation, but the answer is clear. To be a truely great monarch you need more than the ability to wield the biggest sword. YOu need to be able to work with othetrs, delegate, negotiate, and so on. Without that you rule through fear alone... and while the populaceshould rightly fear, they should also love, and you don't get that without at least a modicum of interpersonal (or should that be interGnominal?) skills. Of couse, if I had to choose between the four of us I would
Gnominatenominate myself, but I have to admit that this viewpoint would be more than a teensy weensy bit biased.Then we move onto the tournament area itself. Isn't it a doosy! Must have been created by the classical designer, Awlsfayre N. Luvenwor - or as a remote possibility it could have been Corneul D. Vestin . Now this is the future of confrontational architecture on a continental scale no less! all these secret passages and immediate barriers - boy it's gonna be fun trying to figure it out.....and the cavern. What a sight those grottoes are! Must be enough to bring a tear to me old mam's eye that - wait a second, I'll get it out and check. NO, no tear - but there was a kind of appreciative sheen
Ah well, if I get more to add in the Diary (Dear Diary), I shall, but there be blood to shed and shed to build. If you need me for owt, call me at
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Smoke filled the air as Silverthorn picked his way across the battlefield. Enemy soldiers lay all about and his bodyguards nervously tried to watch them all in case one of them wasn't completely dead. It would be a great tragedy if a lone "hero" killed their leader in the midst of this great victory. The kingdoms of Neabudara and Bombardaric lay in ruins. The ruins of Bombardaric smoked as the small party moved through them. The victory had been a decisive one. Both of the enemy wizards had fled to other worlds. Their fates were no longer Silverthorn's concern. His mind was already turning to the next challenge ahead. If he wanted to be King of Andoria, he could not afford to revel in the past. Another struggle was at hand and it would require his undivided attention. Suddenly a figure appeared out of the gloom, startling Silverthorn from his private musings. Fearing the worst, Silverthorn's gnomish warriors drew their weapons and moved to protect their beloved leader. Silverthorn gathered the magical flows in case he needed to defend himself. A quiet laugh came from the hooded figure. "They certainly are loyal to you brother but do you really need protection from me?" chuckled the dark figure. Hearing the voice, Silverthorn relaxed recognizing his ally and brother - The Master. Together they had forged the lighting attacks and devastating magical assault that had brought enemy wizards to their knees. While extremely powerful, and dangerous, Silverthorn had nothing to fear today from this figure in the dark. It was always interesting whenever they struggled against each other, but this was not one of those times. Although possessing different skills and talents, they were very closely matched in skill and power. When allied as one these meshed talents became very formidable indeed. The dark figure spoke again "It is done." Feeling the magical forces gather, Silverthorn watched the cloaked figure vanish in a flash of light. He could sense his brother "traveling" to another place. The time had come for the second challenge to unfold. Silverthorn nodded and his honor guard moved away from him. Silverthorn knew that he would miss these gnomes. They had proven to be fierce warriors, determined warriors and loyal friends. It was too bad that he could not take them with him to the next challenge. Drawing his cloak around him, Silverthorn spoke the work of power and let the magic take him. It was time to join his brother on a field of contest. As the smoke cleared and his vision focused, Silverthorn found himself in a modest hall. Orcs sprang to attention at his appearance in the hall. Recognizing the creatures around him as orcs, Silverthorn inwardly groaned to himself.... "ORCS....ORCS....Why did it have to be ORCS? I hate ORCS!" Well there is nothing to be done about it now. Identifying the leader, Silverthorn began issuing orders and making plans. There were two new opponents out there somewhere and he had no time to waste if he was going to be ready when they came looking for Silverthorn's castle.
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