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  • PLAYER 1 - Kel'Dakar

    
    
    

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    I am Kel'Dakar, Lord of the Dead.

    Long have I slept, waiting for the time to awaken and once again ravage the world.

    That time is now!

    Power and greatness will come to all who walk by my side in my quest to rule this rock. Those who oppose me will learn swiftly the folly of opposing a wizard whose ambition is limitless.

    Few of you truly know me for I work in the shadows, manipulating magic to suit my whim. Many HAVE felt my sting, and many more will before the final call to arms. I would name the souls I've banished to other realms but the list grows to long for the purposes of this message, let my current actions speak for themselves.

    I will not bore you with more of my stories or tell you unending tales of how vast my knowledge is like others will do. Only know this, when the end comes, I will be counted among the survivors. My trusted allies will earn themselves seats by my side and eternal friendship with the most powerful being in existence.

    Contact Kel'Dakar at keldakar@yahoo.com


  • PLAYER 2 - Aeneas

    
    

    NEOBUDARIA, ANDORIA

    Oh goodness! What am I doing here? Ohh yesssss, I remember now. Pardon me readers, but I tend to loose track of what I’m doing, too busy, that’s what I am, too busy to do this things. But orders are orders and his orders must be obeyed, else……… Oh well, a little history will do you well.

    Imagine Extract from the Real Gnome History, Volume III. Historic Encyclopaedia of Andoria. Gnomis University of Andoria. You there?. Yes?. Ok, then I can begin this little story.

    Two figures dominated the world, two huge deformed figures were present in everyone's life. Just two gods where there have been scores of them. It was said that different races were present in the very same world but these two gods were the reason no other races and their gods were gone.
    Of course they are Gnome gods and they are as crazy as their little people. More so since there are no other races or gods to put a stop to their idiot inventiveness. This is the story of how the Gnome Gods had a little misunderstanding resulting in the huge wars that now rage over the continents.
    Yolohagotodobien and Yolohagotodorapido, gods of the little gnomish people, were both trying to convert brass to gold. Both were fairly sure to be on the verge of the fantastic discovery. On a beautiful morning after several sleepless nights they were on the brink of discovery.... Time ago they could not have spent all that time investigating since there was a council of gods every now and then and that made them stop often. With no other gods present, the council was no more and Yolohagotodobien and Yolohagotodorapido could spend all their time in fruitless investigations. The longer they could concentrate made matters worse and the failures more dangerous than ever, but they did not know. None knows whose experiment blew up first, but one of them did........ Each of the gods, let's call them just Rapido or Bien to make it shorter, blamed the other and wanted the other to make up for his mistake. A commission was created to investigate the issue. Gnomes from all over the world were selected to discern who was to blame for the explosion. Of course the Gnomes were all properly advised by their gods, thus a perfectly Gnomish civilization that revered their two gods jointly changed and two different religions were created. The Gnome people spent a century trying to reveal which god was right. The commission, split in two god supporting parties, could not present evidence that any of the gods was responsible for the experiment failure. Wise old Gnomes decided that both experiments have blown at the very same time. But the Gods and the Gnomes supporting them were not in the mood to accept that theory. No final conclusion was reached and as the investigation lasted animosity between the groups and the gods grew stronger. It reached a point were open fighting was common. All over the world gnomes fought each other in the streets. Civil war broke out. Cities destroyed. Kingdoms created, and allegiance swore to one of the two gods. Different empires rose and fell supporting the gods in their everlasting war..... Wars raged and Gnomes were killed, weapons of ultimate destruction to their own creators, you know how gnomes are, were used and entire cities, kingdoms, empires and continents were destroyed. The world was changed forever and crooked beyond description. Almost all civilization was obliterated.... Just small groups of gnomes survived in remote cities, four small cities, each in one corner of the world. It was then that the father of gods decided to send the other races to the world... other gods appeared. These races were not numerous but they had cities here and there. The father of gods wanted thus to influence the Gnome gods and end the struggle. But that was not going to be

    The gnome gods recovered from their battles and renewed their everlasting hatred. They had the allegiance of two of the Gnome cities each. And now they awoke their rulers and made them swear fealty to their cause. These wizards will prepare their cities to war. They will conquer the other races and destroy the other two opposing cities. None know who will win, not even the father of the gods. Aeneas and Grotbag leaders of the cities supporting Yolohagotodorapido and Cozumel and Nardel leaders of the cities supporting Yolohagotodobien will face each other till one of the two alliances win. However the father of gods does not want the Gnomes and the other races to suffer eternally, thus he has given 25 months to the gnome gods and his cities to settle the issue once and for all....

     

    As you see the first tournament was not a tournament in itself but a painful event in the Gnome history. Since then the Gnome empire has elected his emperor in this way, presenting four candidates to be Emperor and Prime Minister. Let the best one rule the Empire!

    Farewell and enjoy the battle brothers...... jmaqua@wanadoo.es

    
    

    Contact Aeneas at jmaqua@wanadoo.es


  • PLAYER 3 - Sithek uth Mater

    
    
    
    

    Black Orcs

    WE ARE THE DARKEST, VILEST TRIBE OF ORCS EVER TO HAVE TREAD UPON THE SOIL OF ANY WORLD.

    Chapter One "Gashin"

      Grotbag Ironclaw awoke, suddenly from the Sleep of Dark Ages. Years spent on the battlefield, accompanying the most wretched, murderous darkness in all the universe, ensured he made not a single movement as he opened an eye, to observe his surroundings. What he saw brought joy to his soul. He had been called back from the dead to do battle, to slaughter, pillage and destroy. There could be no other reason that he was once again breathing in a mortal world. He was in a dark chamber and around him stood members of his Elite Sithekian Gnome Guard

      It had been countless ages since he had inhabited the body of a Under Gnome. For a millenia, or more he had walked from one world to the next in one Elven form or another. Now, it appeared, he was once again draped in his originial mortal form. This could only mean one thing........the Final Battle had arrived.

      Opening his senses, sending his corporeal form abroad, he found this landscape was as no other he had ever encountered. It was different......altered. He found many entities awakening, as he, in these lands. He found foe and friend alike. Some near and others distant.

     

      With a stunning jolt, he was thrown back into his material form. Screaming with rage and anger,slavering from his jowls, teeth gnashing he rose, howling. He had sensed the forms of enemies that he...desired...above all else. To possess their devastated forms, for all eternity.

      Seeing the extent of his rage, even his Elite Guard cowered. But one among them, his long time ambassador on many worlds, Tzam, walked forward. A millenia ago they had walked the caverns of the UnderDark, together, as mortals............and since, they had walked the darkest places in all the known worlds, slaughtering the Minions of Light, drinking to blood of their victims, feasting on their innards.

      For a brief moment, Grotbag thought to himself, that where he had grown more depraved down through the ages, Tzam had grown more......diplomatic?

      "Well, it seems you have awakened, and discovered, your nemesis from the last world, on this one," said Tzam. "I see that being in our native form has not improved your psychosis? Well nevermind that, I have lived with that for over 3 eons now." Laughing he said, "It is good to see you old friend. Now calm yourself, it is much to soon for you to go beserk, and I need to fill you in on the happening

      "Aye," growled Grotbag, calming from the jibes of his comrade, "you too. I presume that you have once again gotten here ahead of me, have everything in order, and our kingdom is growing even now. Our armies begin to gather, scouts visit our enemies camps' already, and my magical chamber is prepared? You did not forget my brothel this time, did you Tzam?"

      "Everything is as usual, sire. And, No, I did not forget your brothel. You may be excited to learn that we have secured several Orc regions already and have several caravans of their females en route to our capital here for your brothel already. I thought that woudl be particulairly pleasing to you in light, of the fact that I have also sensed our enemies on this world. But be warned, they are far from our grasp right now, and their our many new and unknown dangers that lie in front of us. I am afraid for now, that the slaves I bring to your brothels, must needs satiate your appetite for the time being. You may also find it interesting to note that currently our brothers Kel'Dakar and Gorbaal, are sqauring off against those you seek.

      "Ahh...very good Tzam, as ever you lead the way and prepare well, that I can slaughter." Clasping his old friend and comrade around the shoulder he smiled and said, "Well, if all is in order, I can wait on the details, so...let us check out my brothel and ensure you did not pinch on any of the pleasantries."  

     

     

    Chapter Two "Neabudara"

      Grotbag, sat on his favorite throne, made from the bones of all the enemies he had ever slaughtered. One hand held his chin, while his elbow rested on his knee giving him to look intensely interested in the numerous female slaves that perfomred in front of him. His other hand held his cup, full of the famous Kel'Dakarian brew....still untouched, as anyone would see, had they been allowed close enough. He had moved his throne room here to his brothel, where he coudl think, plan and stategise. And of course, diversions were always close at hand, when he needed stimulation to get a fresh perspective on any situation that might arise.

      Currently, he was busy, going over current building and battle plans, for the conquest of several new Caverns his scouts had uncovered earlier that day. In truth however, these were all just petty pre-occupations being used to apease his inpatience, while his armies advanced in search of his closest battle brother the great Lord Aeneas.

      He knew he was here. He had had contact with him already, and they coudl speak through their magic. Soon they would be able to see with it as well. But he had not establish contact amongst their servants. It was a vital and slow process.

      In reveiwing the status of his realm, he was quite pleased. He had already discovered and awakened some of his past generals - they were already claiming lands in his names, with his advance scouts. With Tzam's aid, the Inn's and Tavern's which helped keep the Moral of his servants boosted, already stood, and prospered. His first act had been to erect a great Temple where his people would worship him as a God. Even now, work was commencing on a Inventor's Workshop, where he could employee the greatest minds, and put them to work constructing all kinds of foul machines with which to slaughter his enemies. Ultimately, he discovered in his ponderances.....everything was proceeding as necessary, and he was in a period in which nothing else coudl be done, but to wait..............

       

     

    Chapter Three "Preparations"

      Now, begins the next conquest. Having Defeated the the Vile Gnomes, Grotbag Iron-Claw drifts through the haze, partially aware, as he transforms to the next world. When he awakens, he finds he is in his oldest form, that of Sithek uth Mater. He can sense his new enemies. His oldest allies......have become the prey. Preparations begin immediately.

       

     

    Chapter Four "It Begins"

      Sithek knows this will be a hard fought conquest, likely to leave bodies strewn from one end of this world to the next. However, he knows he must crush his foes into the dirt of this world, as his true prey is still ahead of him. No defeat can be suffered.

     

    Grotbag Ironclaw, joins No One on this world, except his battlebrother, Lord Aeneas. Let the strongest reign and the weak live in suffering and pain, as slaves.  

      Grotbag Ironclaw, Orc-Slayer              

     

    Mayhem and Chaos Follow the Under Gnome

    
    
    
    
    
    

    Contact Sithek uth Mater at bill0814@msn.com


  • PLAYER 4 - Gorbaal

    
    Hail Fellow Wizards,
    
    I am Gorbaal, the new Leader of the Orcs of Erg Erinh.
    Welcome to all of you in this new quest against Arragoth.
    I was born in a time of peace in a town called Camp Jollymount. I grew
    up peacefully amongst the Hill Dwarves who populated the region. I
    enjoyed
    the life in the hills and was taught in the military arts by my father
    who used to be one of the greatest Hill Dwarves leader. I was next to my
    father during the great war against Arragoth and I could see how he was
    leading his men. I could see him at the Fortress of Arragoth when they
    opened the Domains of Control. I celebrated with them the elimination of
    the Lava Legions and the destruction of the son of the Fire God. But my
    father never let me look through the Portal of Fire. Nevertheless I
    heard
    the rumour later on that Arragoth was not really dead and that he would
    most likely return one day.
    
    I never knew my mother but apparently she was a Gnome Princess when my
    father met her. She married my father in a grand ceremony to strengthen
    the
    alliance between his Dwarves and her Gnomes. As I heard they lived
    happily
    for a little while living in the Camp Jollymount Palace. My mother
    became
    pregnant and the whole population rejoiced. But unfortunately she died
    when
    she gave birth to me. It was a sad moment for all the Dwarves and
    Gnomes.
    People tell me I look a lot like her. For sure I look more like a Gnome
    I also talk a lot like them which used to irritate some of the Dwarves
    leaders. I also have the gnomish gift of inventions. I remember playing
    with my father's tools and trying to experiment. Now and then there
    would
    be an explosion and my father would get all mad at me. I did more
    experiments later in my file and I became better at it.
    
    Now a new time has come and as the rumour had said Arragoth has
    returned.
    It is now my time to be a leader and I have been chosen to lead the
    Orcs.
    We will fight Arragoth again until he is dead forever and we will
    destroy
    all his Lava Legions again, his Fortress, his tunnels and other
    hideaways,
    just like our fathers did in the old days. Please join us all against
    this
    evil son of the Fire God and his famous Lava Legions. There will be
    victory
    at the end for the free people. We will liberate the world from Arragoth
    forever. Don't be fooled, it won't be easy but with courage and
    perseverance
    and after many hard fought battles we will get there. We hope that all
    the
    nations will join us in this adventure, an adventure which will for sure
    be
    remembered in all memories for a very long time.
    
    In the words of my fellow Orcs "The time for peace has passed.
    The time for war is to come. In between we shall all find out who has
    the strength, cunning, willpower, and resources to name themselves
    competent rulers of the lands. In alliance is power; alone we are
    nothing more than bubbles on a Guidness". These words ring with truth
    through most of the Gnomes camps. So all that would go against us
    will die, and all that would ally themselves with us shall be safe,
    for as long as they remain true allies.
    
    WARNING
    
    Anyone coming against us will be dealt with accordingly. Any wrongful
    or mistrustful act, especially in political matters, will be dealt with
    accordingly. The Orcs are clearly one of the most clever races
    to face on the field of battle. Our culture revolves around the warriors
    and ensures only the strongest survive. We are not above pillaging your
    kingdom to accumulate an invaluable supply of resources.
    
    So please contact me at alain_hofmann@hotmail.com
    
    Gorbaal, High Lord of Erg Erinh.
    
    P.S. We are a joyful bunch of people and we just love our inventions.
    But be
    very careful as some of them can be very dangerous. We hope that you
    will
    visit us one day and that we can have a bright feast in your honor in
    our
    capital city. We like parties so don't hesitate, if you ever come to our
    great city of Erg Erinh, we will give you enough of our special potions
    to
    get you drunk for the rest of the campaign. All kinds of other
    entertainment
    can also be provided on request. Below is a picture of our last party in
    case
    you would like to have a preview.
    
    Latest News
    We have just been attacked by our northern neighbors the Hill Dwarves.
    We played a nasty trick on them and they all retreated or got killed. We
    liked that trick so much that we might want to try it again next month.
    Ha!
    Dwarves are slow and stupid, we gonna try different other tricks on them
    for a while and then we gonna show them who we really are. No one can
    attack
    the Gnomes and not be consequently punished.
    
    This news of course is no good as we were hoping to present a unified
    front against Arragoth. Hopefully our other neighbors the High Elves
    will
    be more supportive of our goals. Already we have some ambassador in
    their
    town and peace seems to be possible. We respect the High Elves culture
    and
    we hope that we can enlist their support against Arragoth and Hill
    Dwarves.
    More news will certainly come during the next few months but we are now
    preparing our armies. Ragadagadadafalamakala!
    
    

    Contact Gorbaal at alain_hofmann@hotmail.com


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