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  • PLAYER 1 - Shadowmage

    No Blurb Submitted As Yet.
    

    Contact Shadowmage at knyght_shadows@yahoo.com


  • PLAYER 2 - Sirikul

    
    
    THE ISLES OF HOPE

    VISIONS OF THE PAST/PRESENT

    It has been a long time since I, Sirikul, last brother ruler of the Gua Clan of the Wihandaeng People of the Ninth Age of the Wheel found myself awake in some strange land. Why have I been awakened from my contemplation of evolving to a higher being?

    He that has awakened me felt my wrath, albeit misdirected and now lies in our deepest catacombs. But it has become evident that much has changed since my meditation began many years. The strong and vast empire of Port Yaras has been reduced to it's bare limits of the outer city by the marauding forces of old enemies and new beings which my advisors fear too much. The city has been pillaged of most buildings and all treasures taken away from our Halls and my people cower in fear of return of these evil forces to the seas. Only the well concealed antichamber of my inner sanctum saved me from perhaps not awakening again.

    So it is now I vow to once again restore the city of Port Varas to the great empire it once was, both feared and respected thoughout the lands of the Pendrake. All those that were responsible for pillaging my empire shall be brought before me on their knees to swear alliegence and be bound to my servitude forever.

    And yet there are tales of other people's, my former allies, who also suffered too in these times. I pass my offering of peace and alliances to these people's so that we may combine to bring about peace and prosperity in thses lands again. I have long memories of the deeds of others so they too shall not go unpunished.

    The Prophecies

    Many times has it been told of the years of peace in the Age of Legends, when the Great and Just Tukk (the "Great One") ruled all the lands of all the worlds known. His realm reached into the land of dreams and shadows from where he was able to hold the future in his hands too. It was from here that he sowed the seeds of the lands of Pendrake forever in the bloodlines of Gua Clan, his chosen race for the worlds of seas.

    It has been told that in the heart of the lands to the east has been placed a great obelisk of solid gold that has inscribed on it in a language now long forgotten of the true path. He who is able to seek out and decifer this text shall rule over this world for his lifetime and that of his living heirs. But this is not a simple task for a would be pretender to the crown as this is the only place that this language is written and its meaning will only be revealed to those whose blood is true.

    And so it shall pass that in the third cycle of the moon the mighty shall ascend upon the world to hold all to account for their deeds of the past, and unleash the evilbreed of Gua and their cousins onto those whom have not held onto the true path of the spirit of the last world.

    All the who wish not to fall prey to the true path shall prepare to meet thy master and be willing to submit to his decrees.

    So it is told.

    So it shall be.

    . (Author Unknown)

    The Darkness of Below

    A New Darkness has began to sweep the tunnels and paths of Pendrake as the echos are heard from afar for all beings of like mind to join the ranks of their true master's minions. The urge within me seems undeniable although I know it to be wrong and against the elements.

    But how am I to fight what has been ordained, to restore justice to the world which was taken by the evil? My path seems to be moulded in rock already so there is little hope for pity to those who may come to me in the age to come. A sad lose of life I'm afraid. A pity.

    Already the world has opened up around me, providing the resources to to meet my needs and my old brothers have arrived on my doorsteps. They have been welcomed with the open arms that they deserve but there seems to be silence in part as well as echoes through the tunnels of new paths opened. The desires of old now pervade our small settlement and seem to encourage the formation of minor cults to meet their needs. And yet I must admire their stoic resolve in their belief of the prophecies.

    All that is sure is that those who have been chosen by the "Great One" to join me on my path to doom or glory have accepted their paths with true resolve that shall be equalled by my own.

    And yet I must feel for those mortals whom dwell near our realms as they are sure to fall under the true spell all to soon for their leaders. May those who fall be returned to live their next life under the true path.

    
    # END 
    
    
    

    Contact Sirikul at valkrob@mozart.inet.co.th


  • PLAYER 3 - Hazaar

    No Blurb Submitted As Yet.
    

    Contact Hazaar at henson111@msn.com


  • PLAYER 4 - Draconis

    No Blurb Submitted As Yet.
    

    Contact Draconis at rogerbeaty@tiscali.co.uk


  • PLAYER 5 - Ordo Equester

    
    
    
    
    
    Extract from the memoirs of Ordo Equester
    
    
    
    
    
    

    Extract from the memoirs of Ordo Equester, Lord of the Wood Elves of Fallen Forest, as scribed by his obedient servant Penisthetool, first to find his master on the blessed day of the fires in the sky....

     

    "The sensation is strange indeed, to know that once you were all powerful, even to challenging the son of a god. And yet, as I, Ordo Equester, sit in this cold garret, atop this measly apology for a castle, my memories are scattered as fragments of a crystal carelessly dropped to a stone floor. A curse on that analogy, for the clearest memory of all is of that crowning moment to years of effort, ah but that is for later.

    This dictation may once again kindle the flame of ambition that once burned so bright.

    The Plainsmen of Grinola had bent to my every word, and built their meagre town to be the greatest city on the Isles of Arragoth. They witnessed the ease with which my alliance with Thurban II and Warduke had rid the world of charlatans like Ra and Darkstar, mere dabblers in the magic arts.

    Yes, they felt the fear as the Temple of Darkness rose alongside the Royal Court, and the wonder as the Pyramid of Power grew to dwarf all other building in the city. They shuddered in anticipation of their pain, as the Sacrificial Altar was completed, and the dark shadow claimed the first of its many victims.

    But for all that, they rejoiced in the victories that my armies brought, and the entertainers that roved the kingdom with tales of those victories, and of the exploits of the dozens of heroes, from the conquest of enchanted places to the mighty feats of arms and magic."

     

    My master pauses for breath, and I see again the deep lines of exhaustion that scarred his naked frame, the day he appeared as a ghostly form before my eyes, slowly gaining depth until his body crashed to the ground, very nearly into the fire burning in the great hearth!.

    I am rewarded for caring for him, with the task of writing the prologue to his new life, here amongst the High Elves. If it pleases him, I may be allowed to chronicle his life.

    "Pen!. You daydream whilst your master speaks. have a care that I do not sever your head from your shoulders, so that it can dream all it likes in the latrine.

    Now, as I was saying. Ah yes, the mighty feats of arms and magic. That was the culmination of my power, and I gave them the chance to watch as the image of Darkstar's city of Bulls Canyon shimmered in the air above the market square. They saw the raw energy rise from the Pyramid of Power, and counting as one counts the seconds between the lightning and the peel of thunder, they fell silent as the Armageddon spell descended and as one they turned from the brilliance of the light as it struck home. One by one they gasped, as the picture slowly reformed, and they beheld the desolation and carnage that I had wrought in the name of darkness.

    I pronounced there and then that I would refine the spell further, and they could watch in similar fashion as I eradicated the Son of Arragoth from the Isles, his shambling legions and all.

    Maybe I had expected cheers of delight, but their utter silence was reward enough, and as they shuffled off to the taverns and inns to contemplate what they seen amongst their infernal chatter, I began to research ways to improve the spell.

    It was not as hard as I had imagined, a larger gem would increase the power of the spell, and I sent couriers across the Isles to find the perfect stone for my jewellers to cut into the precise shape required to focus the energy.

    Soon the day dawned, and the plainsmen gathered, with emissaries from all the lands arriving to witness the freeing of the Isles from the threat of a godly awakening.

    Standing atop the Pyramid of Power, I began the chant, and directed all my thoughts into the crystal in my hands. Its subtle vibrations grew as the energy was drawn from the very ether, and the colours of the rainbow danced within the crystal.

    Down below, in the market square, thousands stood open mouthed at the spectacle before them. The image of the resting place of the godling hung in the air, and many knew that his slumbers would be made permanent, as their trust (or was it fear?) in their tyrant was absolute.

    As the last words of the forgotten tongue left my lips, the throbbing of the crystal became so intense that the very earth vibrated.

    It was then that I saw my folly.

    Not noticed in all the preparation, neither by the craftsmen who cut it, nor myself as I inspected it; I could now see a distortion in the reflections of light within the crystal facets, and instead of channelling the energy into a synchronous beam that would emit from the pyramidic tip of the gem, the living power had found another exit.

    Looking fleetingly at the gathered multitudes, I felt a pang of compassion, for their fate was sealed and they knew nothing of it, fixed as they were on the image hung before them.

    Quickly, I mumbled the words of the Dimensional Shift spell, and felt myself begin to dematerialise, even as the crystal fell to the stone at my feet. In the last moments of my existence on the Isles, the faces of the unfortunate few who saw my going grew taught with horror and confusion. Even as the last of my being was fading, I felt the awesome heat, so hot as to feel ice-cold, and the mist that grew with the vapourisation of every living thing and construction that stood in the region of Grinola.

    When I woke, the scars that the spell had wrought on my mortal form were dressed in the softest of linen, and I found that I was in this Wood Elven city of Fallen Forest. City hardly begins to describe the collection of rag tag buildings amassed over the centuries or millennia of the Elven supremacy, and decayed by the exposure to the swamp gasses and infernal flies.

    I can see opportunity lying before me. my ambition a bauble to entice and inspire the Wood Elves. Once again I shall research the magics, and maybe this time I shall harness the elements and flora instead of the darkness... we shall see."

    The way my master leapt from the chair caught me by surprise, and he strode from the room as though rejunvenated.. maybe my medicines are more effective than I thought, but still. the tale I have written down suggests a glorious future for my fellow Wood Elves, if we live to see it.

    I wonder what I shall write in the next chapter?

     

    A recent painting of our Lord Ordo by the celebrated Vince N Tancough

    Contact Ordo Equester at darrell.lias@tiscali.co.uk


  • PLAYER 6 - Mitsushi

    
    
    Welcome all yee who seek knowledge...
    It has been a long time since I, Mitsushi the Eigth, have walked the lands of Pendrake. The world seems different, and yet some things are the same. I find myself a suitable site for our new city, at hamlet called Gru, in the rugged mountains of this isle. But it seems that old ties die hard as our townsfolk refuse to acknowledge its new name and have unofficially let their longing for home known by dubbing it Drakilak. So please enjoy a long ale drawn from our cellars as I recite tales of the past.

    "It was the age of darkness, when I first faced the harsh icy wind alone. With many faces I have been dealing with the forces of evil and destruction ruling all of the lands and worlds that are known. All laws of nature seemed to have been broken and powers of magic somehow diminished.

    During these times, dark forces have opposed me and my allies and yet the true evil is never materialising but forever I'm being forwarned of the approaching armies of the Dark Ones minions. It was believed that these were manifestations from the bodies of the great evil dark leader, yet he remains unknown in body or name to those who inhabited past lands. Many peoples were lost in those days, with total races being lost to the marauding forces of evil and becoming known only in folklore. Many of our close allies were lost in those days too, slain with their whole kinfolk in merciless battles, which were inevitably finished only with no life remaining. It seemed that the total destruction of all life was the goal of these shadowy beings. I survived solely by using my unique knowledge. It was only by keeping mobile I we able to endure these years. It seem that all effort was spent my destruction. But after five generations and almost two hundred years it seems my final fate is drawing ever nearer.

    For it is told in visions and dreams, on a long forgotten barren and devastated island, that strange events were to pass and to surprise most who had presumed me body to the forces of evil. And so begins the Second Age of the Wizards.

    In time, as knowledge is gained, apprentices become skilled, and vital magical gem sources are collected, our people shall soon gain the power to hold the forces of evil at bay. Then in time, as our ally races make equal gains in power, evil will be pushed back further and the world returned to normal. Many famous tales of heroic and brave deeds will be told of these glory years. This will not just be a short respite.

    We shall ensure that as time revolves, the peaceful races shall prosper and continue for many more generations.


    Dear Seeker of Knowledge...
    we honor our goal, but our task is perhaps beyond to take upon himself totally at this time, having lost so many trusted advisors. And so we have established several bodies or "STONES" to aid our duties. These are the "Red STONES of War, Temple of Gold STONE, Green STONE of Growth and Blue STONE of Truth." And herewith follow of basics of these STONES.


    l
    Red STONES of War
    m


    "Life is Use"


    The Council of the Red STONE of War is restricted to those individuals who show that they can equal our solemn oath of sacrifice for our leader. The table shall be governed by he who has the power and experience to dominate all other, although his table shall be sought for consul in all matters of war. Class or race shall not be a hindrance to joining. Invitation shall be by way of challenge alone. All skills shall be treated as equal in the Pillar as a myriad of tasks can be foreseen. Such accumulance of intelligence, knowledge and body skills shall aid our ultimate goal.


    Y
    Temple of Gold STONES
    Y


    Life is Faith


    To gain access to the higher plane your mind must be of pure thought and your heart be strong in the old ways. Leave not from the path of mutual existence of the two pure forces which follow the divine laws. But don't follow one path without a foot in the other or else you will break the chain of power. Disobedience will surely damn your sole forever and eternal purgatory shall prevail.
    "Seek the balance of choice, process, presence, compassion, faith, expectation, integrity, action and unity."

    hjklkjh
    P
    Green STONES of Growth
    P


    Life is Strength


    All that seek the way for seeking the secrets of times past shall follow the pure route to wisdom through the skills of mechanism and structure. It is the strength to be gained to those that are weak on the outside which shall give most gains to those that find the secrets. "Yee shall seek to but to find". The ways of the world shall be governed by those who occupy it and use it to the best ability of their race. The ways of the air and sea are not unknown to our elders but we must delve into what is not known that the greatest gains shall be made.
    "Seek the balance of form, structure, force, material, mechanics, spectrum and energy."

    hjklkjh
    P
    Blue STONE of Truth
    P


    Life is Integrity


    The seeker of truth is a man on a difficult path, for to know the hearts of ones friends and enemies is the way to surely find the balance we need for our life in this world. There are many paths to tread, be it straight or winding or broken to get to the same end. But it is a path that must be followed as the few may not be strong but may appear to be so in the hands on one so skilled in the ways of this path. None is to be shown and yet all is revealed at the same time, and our people's future will rely on the skills so obtained. Great gains are to be made, but the path must be true to save ourselves for future lives too.
    "Seek the balance of honesty, deceit, shadow, brinksmanship, trust, loyalty and diplomacy."

    hjklkjh


    We wish all well and Issue an open request that all fellow wizards of like mind (to eliminate the evil) that might occupy this strange land shall contact me or leaders of my STONES.
    We await news of others who may be like minded and join us towards this goal.
    Fare thee well
    Mitsushi the Eigth


    
    

    Contact Mitsushi at wowgreg@yahoo.com


  • PLAYER 7 - Alodar the Apprentice

    
    

    *grmph* Yet another clonecarnation has started, it seems... Shall I never get rid of them?? Hopefully there exists a clonecarnationist Nirvana somewhere in all these worlds and even more hopefully I will eventually end up in it. Hmm, provided there are only a finite number of universes [or should it be universa? Seems all my clonecarnations are universally bad at grammar after that horrible experience back on the planet Xssthprghcht - or whatever - where language was totally random, and creating a coherent thought consequently took eons... Even worse, they were reverse telepaths, meaning I had to mentally listen to literally tons of gibberish before anything sensible came out - they were even worse than the socalled politicians on planet Earth *shudder*] and my clonecarnations are potentially infinite, eventually according to the law of numbers I must end up in said Nirvana eventually - but whether the nirvanic state will be valid only for the particular "me" ending up there or for all of the "me's" - past, present and future - is of course another question...

    Ehh, where was I? Or, rather, where am I? At the very least, this world looks extremely astral, so either this is an astral projection of an old copy of mine (from a very solid world) or so it is a new projection to an astral plane of some world - guess I'll find out sooner or later anyway...

    Hmm, this world feels extremely familiar - much more of "deja vu" than usual and almost none of the "jamais vu"... This tends to support the hypothesis of this being a new clonecarnation and not an astral projection, since I have produced at most 42 astral projections during my approximately 1764 zillion clonecarnations - and only in situations of extreme mental fatigue [like the time I had to listen to Vogon poetry for 19 hours in a row *shudder* or the time I had to suffer through a political speech of that <expletives deleted> <censored> on planet Earth for 19 minutes *SHUDDER!!*]

    Ehh, where was I? Or, rather, where am I? Ahh, there seems to be some kind of signpost over there - let us see if it could offer any clues...

    WARNING! SINGULARITY
    enter only at your own risk

    "Singularity" - that sounds extremely familiar ?! Let me start sifting through old memories of mine (clonecarnations, that is...) and see if it rings a bell...

    [Approximately 42 sifted memories later]

    Ahh, I see... Elementary, my dear Sherlock the Apprentice! This must be a WoW world, and once again I am stuck with chaos minions in the astral plane! There cannot be that many of those - maybe I could even pinpoint the world and the capital...

    [A couple more sifted memories later]

    OK - if my hunch is correct, there must be another singularity post - ehh, signpost just behind that mound; and it should read...

    This is NOT a singularity!
    This is the teleport to Dar Feth
    astral capital of the chaos minions
    used by Alodar the Apprentice in WoW 239

    Ahh, very thoughtful of my 239 clone, I daresay... I probably should make a minor update to the signpost before stepping into it [the teleport, that is, not into the signpost] ... *scratch, scratch* Ahh, that is better...

    This is NOT a singularity!
    This is the teleport to Dar Feth
    astral capital of the chaos minions
    used by Alodar the Apprentice in WoW 239
    and reused by (another clone of)
    Alodar the Apprentice in WoW 249

    [stepping into the teleport]

    -Welcome to Dar Feth once again, Alodar! You seem to have taken a liking to us astral chaos minions, it seems...

    -Well, kobold slaves who not only can understand Zweibaum's theory of absolutivity, but even suggest extensions to said theory to make it applicable also for parallel universes [or was it universa? Cursed be those Xssthprghcht beings] is something you have to see with your own eyes at least 42 times before you actually believe it, so I figure I have at least 40 more visits to pay you...

    -And this time I have a real brainteaser for you, my dear kobolds; if the ultimate answer is 42, then what is the ultimate question?
    [shocked silence]

    -Oh mighty wizard, this is too difficult for us simple kobolds - we cannot determine whether the ultimate question is "what is six times seven?" or "what is the squareroot of 1764?" Once again you have proved your extreme wisdom, revered Alodar the Master of Absolutivity!

    -Ehh... ahem... Thank you for the praise, my dear Zweibaum experts, but now please leave me alone so I can start with building up also this astral copy of Dar Feth...

    -Of course, honoured wizard! It is always a pleasure for us simple kobold slaves to meet someone with as superior an intellect as yours, wizard Alodar!

    -Square root of 1764? Six times seven?? Hmm, those kobold slaves might be experts on absolutivity, but creative thinking is still beyond them... But guess I shouldn't complain, on planet Earth even uncreative thinking seems way beyond the mental capabilities of 90% of all politicians, and the only association they get when I mention Zweibaum is two bushes... ?!?

    Well, enough of that, let's get on to business - this must be the library... Now where do I start - hmm, this title looks somehow familiar:

    "A Short Introduction to the Foundations of Pendrake Magick".

    "A short introduction" - that sounds good! I like them short and snappy - wait, what says the fine print...

    "Volume I of XLII"...

    *sigh* Some things remain singularly annoying... Now, where did I put my glasses...

    
    

    Contact Alodar the Apprentice at rwikman@ra.abo.fi


  • PLAYER 8 - The Shadow

    No Blurb Submitted As Yet.
    

    Contact The Shadow at shadowpixie11@yahoo.com


  • PLAYER 9 - Komodo Rex

    
    "What the hiss happened?" Asked the Great Komodo Rex. "We really did get the
    last slice of this world."
    His turquoise skin looked magnificent beneath the magenta robes.
    Tapping an index claw on the royal Obsidian couch he surveyed the map of
    this barren region of the Astral plain.
    "Get the breeders prepared we are going to need thousands of  hatchlings if
    we are going to expand from here throughout the triple realms."
    "Vice- Commander Therl'og come and describe your  findings about the other
    inhabitants of this world
    "Warm blooded pinko's seem to have loads of  wealthy cities and lush shires
    spread liberally about." Replied V-C Therl'og
    "Ug, I hate their soft skin and the way their eyelids move vertically
    instead of horizontally."
    "Yes Oh majestic ruler. And complete lack of tails is ridiculous."
    "But you really have to feel sorry for any creature with a dong less than a
    foot long"
    The two lizards rose to there full seven foot and walked to the octagonal
    window overlooking the massive urban sprawl of ****. Far below them around
    the curved and twisting streets hundreds of  lizardmen could be seen
    building the first of the new generation of buildings that would mark the
    start of  this great adventure. The gigantic beasts of burden that were the
    last remnants of the Dinosaurs that earlier important group of reptiles were
    bringing in the stone and wood. I made the lizard feel good to know that
    they had now outstripped those giants of old. There were also various
    warmbloods being moved around in tightly controlled groups, slaves for the
    gem and iron mines or food for the young when they got too old or week to
    work.
    There was out of the corner of his eye Komodo noticed a slight movement
    against a sandy coloured wall. When he looked over nothing could be seen but
    he knew what had caused that brief shimmer. A young chameleon was practising
    his skills. It would be some time before his band of camouflaged assassins
    were fully grown and at the height of their skills but when that day came
    then the enemies hero's would spend their short lives pocking sticks into
    every shadow before they dared cross the road.
    It had taken five years to get the inner families to allow him to lead an
    explanatory force though a door to a new world and he had not fallen lucky
    with the first site. But he would prevail over all.
    To a apes eye the dress of these majestic creatures was a mess of
    conflicting colours with no subtly, this is because the apes tongue could
    not taste the subtle interplay of taste and smells that make up the real
    regalia that showed rank in the
    
    The lizardmen are not a race that I would ever have picked nor would I have
    looked at an Astral start. . But when there is a position available you just
    have to go for it. This means that I will have to work in a new way so all
    the old sloppy confidence is out and into a bright new era of conquest. I am
    looking forward to meeting and talking to the rest of you before quietly
    devouring your worthless warm-blooded carcasses.
    
    
    

    Contact Komodo Rex at chris@castlesheppard.com


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