GAME 17 NEWS FOR TURN 31.

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********** Comrodion Hollow Pravda ***************
HEADLINES: The ARMy is assembled. Mr. Hairytoes
writes a new book. Ash is now dust. New flag decided
on.

The Halfling force has just about completed assembling. Candor
Hairytoes has made preparations for their "travel arrangements".
In the meantime, 2 lich lords, 50 vampires, 250 zombies, 100 
skeletons and 40 deamons are entertaining themselves with the
local peasant population.

Mr. Hairytoes has written a new book entitled., "In ARMs Way".
As this was written at a second grade level and this is the
average education level for Halflings and the price is cheap
and this is the only book on the market that isn't a cook
book, it is anticipated that this will be a best seller.

Ash has bit the dust. That's what he gets for keeping his head 
in the clouds. Things are looking up (get it) as the only 
non-allied wizard left is Trisadect. An attack into the realm
of Trisadect has been ordered and victory is anticipated.

The new banner for the Halfling armies has been decided on!
Silhouettes of a meat cleaver, a carving knife and several
mice has won overwhelming support from the Halfling populace.
Very inspiring to a Halfling! 

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